Timone and Pumba

2009-12-30T21:23:00.000-08:00

Well, what can we say, its the end of 2009, and my friendhsip with rachel has very much flourished into a weed. As many people would say we are inseperable and/ or lesbians and if rachel got hit by a bus tomorrow there would be one thing i would say to her Thanks for the year bitch. So this is just a recap of all the memories rachel and I have had together in the year of 2009. Hopefully there are many more!!

1. well there was the time we got on the wrong bus and ended up in Drummoyne when we were spose to go to Burwood and the maths test was the next day and i went into a panic and started studying on the bus and rachel just laughed cause shes in general ;)

2. We went to the beach recently and had to wait on the bustop for the 400 bus for two hours this was after we got kicked off one of the buses by a wanker of a bus driver who said that the bus didnt go onto Georges River Road when we know for a fact it does.

3.That very same day was Rachel's birthday- and i forgot to say Happy Birthday to her oops, people make mistakes bitch dfoesnt mean u had to go tell the world

4. There was the time when we were coming back from Roselands and needed to get to Campsie.There was this random bus sitting there and we found out it went to Campsie sooo we got on it. It was one of those old people excursion buses that take the elderly out for a day!!! Anyway we got into an argument with the woman running this bus ( she must have thought we were the grandchildren of one of the old people) over the price of the bus ride to Campsie. She said it was $2.10 and we knew from experience it was $1.60 and then she goes to Rachel "stop being a smartass, its 2.10" She gave us the receipt for the bus ride and it said the price was $1.60 and we were like ohh take that bitch!!

5. Everyone knows about the rosebush incident, i still have the scars. And what is most funny about it is Rachel's mum still thinks Rachel pushed me into the rosebush.

6. We have had some great times in IKEA. This year when we went to go watch Saw 6 we decided it a good idea to push rachel around on one of those flat trolleys thingys and we stuck a price tag on her. An asian man came up to us and looked at Rachel and said in the best accent $50..I buy

2009-12-26T02:49:00.000-08:00

2009-11-08T01:29:00.000-08:00

This is a request from us:

As you know the dance party is on this friday
and Zara as usual is having the after party, hells yeah !you go zara (love of my life)
We would just like to know if anyone can give us a lift there
Rachel and I have stolen this really famous painTing and we will
give it to you in return for you generosity
We don't really want to get a cab or bus because the drivers scare us
and the luxury van this time around we thought was too expensive...
Loves for life,

Kirsty and Rachel

P.S Screw you fuckin guys if you can't get us a lift... some friends you are !!
P.P.S Love you heartless bitch

2009-11-04T02:08:00.000-08:00

Inhspired by the movie, Rachel and I decided to make our own Bucket List.

Kirsty and Rachel's Bucket List:

1. Being in two different countries at the same time
2. Skydiving
3. Weekend in Vegas
4. Buy a personal star
5. Be the first women to run with the bulls
6. Spend a couple of months in New York- Sex and the City
7. Designer Shopping Spree
8. Speed Dating
9. Go to Disneyland
10. Maintain an accent for a whole day
11. Hiding in IKEA overnight
12. Going to a random protest
13. Getting on random buses and trying to find our way back
14. Walk into an airport with clothese for every climate and get some waiting there to pick you a flight (Rhys suggestion)
15. Get on a flight without an luggage
16. Eat snails and frog legs
17. Get on funniest home videos
18. Safari adventure in Africa
19. Meet James Franco (only the love of Kirsty's life)
20. In Quuensland do each theme park in a toal of five days
21. Live off $21 for two days
22. Live together for at least 2 years (without killing eachother)
23. Meet Austin Stevens (the snake guy)
24. Stand behind the glass windows at Sunrise
25. Chk Chk boom imitaion- make up a random news story
26. Run through an enitre train and back
27. Go through Burwood with Ugly Girl/ Barbie Girl/ ABBA/ Celine Dion blasting - must be louder than the lad's crappy music
28. Town Hall intersection choreogrpahed dance
29. Making a Blair Witch Project imitation Dvd
30. Open mic
31. Karaoke night in an asian bar- song of preference "Hakuna Matata"
32. Make Timone and Pumba shirts
33. Sit is the shop window until we get caught
34. Ghosting competition
35. Scrapbooking (awwwwwwww)
36. Making tye dye t- shirts with alcoholic dye and getting smashed in the process
37. Try Afterschock (as suggested by Zara.... alittle scared)
38. Hide in the clothes rack and scare people (as in the Avril Lavigne video clip... always wanted to try that)
39. Volunteer one day at an animal shelter
40. For Kirsty: "Hollywood Kiss" at the Eiffel Tower and Times Square
41. Meet the Jackass boys
42. Learn to cook a three course meal.... desert and all
43. Pool dancing lessons (wink winkfor fitness of course)
44. A week with a mechanical baby
45 Travel on the big ferris wheel in London
46. Take my (Kirsty's mum) to Wimbeldon
47. Eat Subway
48. Tai chi and/ or yoga
49. Witness something sublime (extremely serious one)
50. Run the city to surf
51. Visit Abbey Road
52. Spend 3 days in an expensive Dubai hotel
53. Drive red bull car around
54. Red bull shot + the Telletubbies= awesomeness
55. Learn the Thriller Dance
56. Busking for money for a day in Pitt Street
57. Drive by shooting with a paintabll gun
58. Build a really good sandcastle

2009-11-03T00:28:00.000-08:00

ok this post is to all those thick, think minded people who believe the crap that comes out of rachels mouth
I DID NOT DROP RACHEL'S BROTHER!!!!!!!
and to the bitch
I DID NOT DROP YOUR BROTHER!!!
who btw ur not a very good influence to
as one day he called me a slut in lebanese and what did u do???? umm...... laugh

somebody call fuckin DOCS!!!

i dunno why you keep continuing to make up all these lies about me and told the whole legal class who know thinks im going to be an unfit parent
well then again maybe its because ur sooo fuckin bored
this is real stuff from our msn convo
- Rachel says:
im bored
as usual there is nothing 2 do

- Kirsty says:
ummm your study guide

- Rachel says:
i have done one question but thats boring 2

quite a very stimulating convo right there!!!!!

and u know meeting u was a signpost
I HAD NOOOOOO CHOICE!!!!
and i remember that maths lesson that i took ur ruler and u made this noise and like snatched it off me, u bitch
do u wanna know how that made me feel?

fuckin heartbroken

2009-10-25T00:02:00.000-07:00

ok today was momentous
saw 6 btw was the shit

like everyone noticed the scars on my leg on the first day of school
may i tell u it was the bitch's fault
she told me to play a trick on her asian exchange students and didnt tell me the fuckin rose bush was there
so i fell into the fuckin rosebush and cut open my right knee
and u know what she did...... laughed
so ye thanks alot bitch i should sue your ass
im gonna name the big scar after you to remind me of all the stupid things we do together

anyways on going to rhodes to watch the movie with the bitch
i realised there was a spider behind the steering wheel
and i was like hey is that a spider?
and rachels mum freaked out... and stopped in the middle of the road in the pouring rain
and got out and started running down georges river road
stranded in the car im freaking out and then i freaked out rachels brother
and ye not a very good experience but thanks to rachels dad and the broom the spider was dead
and thanx bitch for doing what u do best and sat on ur ass while i got traumatised by a huntsman
and if u dont believe us..... u people r gay

also ikea is like our fave hangout atm
we rampaged through the place lying on all the beds
and throwing the stuffed toys at eachother but then what was relli funny was that
we wheeled rach round in the trolley thingy cause shes just a skinny bitch
and put a price tag on her
next thing this asian guy goes to us ohh $50............. i buy
and as u can imagine we just started pissing ourselves laughing

FUCK MCDONALDS<<<<<<<<<< ASK ME ABOUT IT FUNNY STORY

2009-10-04T03:01:00.000-07:00

IF YOU WERE STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND AND COULD ONLY TAKE 5 THINGS
WHAT WOULD U TAKE?

1. Rachel- cause we would probably ended up stranded on the island in the first place
cause she is soo fuckkin stupid

2. THE TENT- IM SURE SOME PEOPLE KNOW WHAT WE ARE TLKING ABOUT (wink)

3. Charlie the Unicorn- cause we need to go to candy mountain for treats, joy and joyness and find the leoplurodon and the BANANA KING!!!

4. A knife- in case rachel gets freaky (thought up by my brother)

5. Fireworks-sooo we can have our own personal show

2009-10-01T22:33:00.000-07:00

Rachel, ur such a fuckin jynx on buses
on Monday because of you we got the bus on the wrong side of the road
and went to fuckin drummoyne and got lost
then we had to wait outside a pub for the bus to take us to burwood
which was like an half an hour

and then what about today, you and your big mouth
i forgot to press the button and we ended up in fuckin bexley north
A 30 MINUTE WALK BACK
and did u care?? no not at all

Your just such a heartless bitch do u know that
And also what is this thing with the beach on tuesday
its going to be fuckin 22 degress u stupid bitch
its called ORG-ANIS-ATION and obviously u dont have it

so thanks to you on tuesday me and the 30 other people going
are going to freeze their assess off!!
because you were too busy telling everyone how bored you were
rather than typing into google the weather on tuesday

THANX BITCH!!!!!

2009-09-08T03:44:00.000-07:00

if u have ever talked to the bitch (rachel) on msn which im sure most of u have
she says just two words and two words only
:: Immmmm borrreedddd !!!!
rachel if you are sooo fuckin bored get of your ass and doooo something
maybe u should go feed ur dog, theyres an idea
just some words of advise from ur bestie.....:)

also RACHaEL i typed your name in google (as you do) and it came up wrong sooo dont say
my parents spelt my fuckin name wrong on the birth certificate....
my mum was really upset with that and she told me to tell u to shutup
yea shutup u short ass!

and this is to courtney and jacqui
were watching u bitches
dont even think u r on our level in the blogging world
we are like going to be the next chris croker or something

thanks to our followers and our supporters
who i quote from courtney: "if u havent read their blog u havent lived"
lisa is also a follower but she is still in the closet, if ya know what i mean

and i cant belive u showed ur sister shes gonna think im a bad influence

adri, laura, jacqui, zara who pisses herself laughing every homeroom

2009-09-04T01:06:00.000-07:00

so i feel like tlking like the yr 9s today
oh no u didnt rachel u bitch just tease my dog
how dare u say he runs into brick walls
fuk u and ur fuckin dog
and besides everyone thinks my dog is soo much cuter
ur dog looks like it hasnt eaten in fuckin three years!!!!

and u kknow how people put poems and song lyrics
a bit gay hahah lol just joking babes....
so i think i might put one about my bestie rachel

ODE TO THE BITCH

Rebellious bitch

Annoying asshole

Choice between cockblock or crabs

Hurts people.... alot

Evil one

Love her................................................................................................................................................................................................................ .....................................................haha nah we seriously don't. (SHE HAS NO FRIENDS)

EVERYONE GO TO THIS LINK: www.imdb.com/media/rm2963380224/nm0263172

lOVE kIRSTY XXXXX

2009-09-02T03:32:00.000-07:00

Its not my fault Bitch in English means kirsty…..I thought everyone knew that anyway!

And my name is not spelt wrong who puts another A in Rachel…that’s just stupid…it still sounds the same anyway, unlike kirsty which is actually meant to be KRISTY! Don’t blame me cause your mum spelt it wrong on your birth cert.

2009-09-01T02:16:00.000-07:00

ye ochi pa pat scupo cockosh itoi crevet (i want to eat expensive chicken in your bed)

this is dedicated to court who loves the blog

u know what rachel u stupid bitch u relli offended me tonight
i cant believe u said the word kirsty means bitch in english
what about ur fuckin name its not even spelt right
hello there is an a in rachel, nah duh everyone fricken knows that
am i not right?

and also another thing ur a relli violent person u hit me in my bad eye in the afternoon
(which by the way everyone is much better)
and then thought sorry was just gonna cut it
WELL ITS NOT
u know u should thank me for getting u a lift to burwood and being the friend that i am because we are a package.....remember!!!!

2009-08-28T00:08:00.000-07:00

best legal lesson ever !!!!....
too bad u missed it
had a sub and got into a pretty amazing paper/ bluetack fight lol u people know who u are
and rachel the bitch tried to feed me so called fudge which was really tiles
although i must say they did look like fudge
sometimes i think she really wants to kill me, the evil one.... haaha you live up to your name
we stole the blue tack from school during maths class the teacher just looked at us paused and kept on tlking
it is expected i think now within our maths class
also aleesha called me a cat today which i found very interesting.... i dont have anything elese to say about that

my eye got better which is good too.... yay
but now my voice is really croaky cause i have a cough
the upside to that is i sound pretti sexy i must say at the moment hahah

also i have my brothers grand final tomorrow
my mum has been nervous since they got in
a total of two weeks ago..... so have been careful not to fuk with her lol

im going to now take this time to talk about adriana......
she doesnt know im tlking about her but im sure someone will tell her
she always gives over 100% particulalry in every maths class
what was it adri????
bullshit + attitude + ass kissing= 122%

also im really pissed at you roxy i gave you two tim tams today lol and what did i get...nothing
and you didnt give me my sonnet back!!!
im gonna come after you a
and ALEESHA I WANT THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL VIDEOS FROM YOUR BIRTHDAY

just throwing that out there

2009-08-27T01:16:00.000-07:00

everyone should listen to rahel
she told me no to rub my eye and what do i do...rub my eye
so i went around today looking like i was stoned or something
and i love when people tell you your eye is red
nah duh i know that lol

2009-08-26T01:00:00.000-07:00

my left eye was relli red today for some reason .....

2009-08-25T02:34:00.000-07:00

Thanks kirsty for bitching about me on a blog...some bestie you are!

i think the reason that your pumba is because u can't spell Timon!! (and kristen said that u were pumba aswell)

its not my fault you have no friends besides jeff

2009-08-25T02:00:00.001-07:00

i hate you rachel very much
and i just feel like bitching about you at the moment
i relli cant be bothered doing modern
i dont even get modern
and i have to do a speech tomorrow which relli sucks
and im sick and i blame rachel for it
u bitch i told u not to come to school but no u just had to
so then i was like dying on monday and u didnt even care
how dare u i thought we were best friends
and wtf why am i pumba what are u implying by that comment
do u wanna know why cause im the sensitive one and ur the evil one that plans stuff
and u wont even comment on this blog so i look like an idiot just tlking to myself
and now ur offline and didnt even say goodbye to me u know how that makes me feel