Sunday, November 8, 2009

This is a request from us:

As you know the dance party is on this friday
and Zara as usual is having the after party, hells yeah !you go zara (love of my life)
We would just like to know if anyone can give us a lift there
Rachel and I have stolen this really famous painTing and we will
give it to you in return for you generosity
We don't really want to get a cab or bus because the drivers scare us
and the luxury van this time around we thought was too expensive...
Loves for life,

Kirsty and Rachel

P.S Screw you fuckin guys if you can't get us a lift... some friends you are !!
P.P.S Love you heartless bitch

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Inhspired by the movie, Rachel and I decided to make our own Bucket List.

Kirsty and Rachel's Bucket List:

1. Being in two different countries at the same time
2. Skydiving
3. Weekend in Vegas
4. Buy a personal star
5. Be the first women to run with the bulls
6. Spend a couple of months in New York- Sex and the City
7. Designer Shopping Spree
8. Speed Dating
9. Go to Disneyland
10. Maintain an accent for a whole day
11. Hiding in IKEA overnight
12. Going to a random protest
13. Getting on random buses and trying to find our way back
14. Walk into an airport with clothese for every climate and get some waiting there to pick you a flight (Rhys suggestion)
15. Get on a flight without an luggage
16. Eat snails and frog legs
17. Get on funniest home videos
18. Safari adventure in Africa
19. Meet James Franco (only the love of Kirsty's life)
20. In Quuensland do each theme park in a toal of five days
21. Live off $21 for two days
22. Live together for at least 2 years (without killing eachother)
23. Meet Austin Stevens (the snake guy)
24. Stand behind the glass windows at Sunrise
25. Chk Chk boom imitaion- make up a random news story
26. Run through an enitre train and back
27. Go through Burwood with Ugly Girl/ Barbie Girl/ ABBA/ Celine Dion blasting - must be louder than the lad's crappy music
28. Town Hall intersection choreogrpahed dance
29. Making a Blair Witch Project imitation Dvd
30. Open mic
31. Karaoke night in an asian bar- song of preference "Hakuna Matata"
32. Make Timone and Pumba shirts
33. Sit is the shop window until we get caught
34. Ghosting competition
35. Scrapbooking (awwwwwwww)
36. Making tye dye t- shirts with alcoholic dye and getting smashed in the process
37. Try Afterschock (as suggested by Zara.... alittle scared)
38. Hide in the clothes rack and scare people (as in the Avril Lavigne video clip... always wanted to try that)
39. Volunteer one day at an animal shelter
40. For Kirsty: "Hollywood Kiss" at the Eiffel Tower and Times Square
41. Meet the Jackass boys
42. Learn to cook a three course meal.... desert and all
43. Pool dancing lessons (wink winkfor fitness of course)
44. A week with a mechanical baby
45 Travel on the big ferris wheel in London
46. Take my (Kirsty's mum) to Wimbeldon
47. Eat Subway
48. Tai chi and/ or yoga
49. Witness something sublime (extremely serious one)
50. Run the city to surf
51. Visit Abbey Road
52. Spend 3 days in an expensive Dubai hotel
53. Drive red bull car around
54. Red bull shot + the Telletubbies= awesomeness
55. Learn the Thriller Dance
56. Busking for money for a day in Pitt Street
57. Drive by shooting with a paintabll gun
58. Build a really good sandcastle

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

ok this post is to all those thick, think minded people who believe the crap that comes out of rachels mouth
I DID NOT DROP RACHEL'S BROTHER!!!!!!!
and to the bitch
I DID NOT DROP YOUR BROTHER!!!
who btw ur not a very good influence to
as one day he called me a slut in lebanese and what did u do???? umm...... laugh

somebody call fuckin DOCS!!!

i dunno why you keep continuing to make up all these lies about me and told the whole legal class who know thinks im going to be an unfit parent
well then again maybe its because ur sooo fuckin bored
this is real stuff from our msn convo
- Rachel says:
im bored
as usual there is nothing 2 do

- Kirsty says:
ummm your study guide

- Rachel says:
i have done one question but thats boring 2


quite a very stimulating convo right there!!!!!

and u know meeting u was a signpost
I HAD NOOOOOO CHOICE!!!!
and i remember that maths lesson that i took ur ruler and u made this noise and like snatched it off me, u bitch
do u wanna know how that made me feel?



fuckin heartbroken