Well, what can we say, its the end of 2009, and my friendhsip with rachel has very much flourished into a weed. As many people would say we are inseperable and/ or lesbians and if rachel got hit by a bus tomorrow there would be one thing i would say to her Thanks for the year bitch. So this is just a recap of all the memories rachel and I have had together in the year of 2009. Hopefully there are many more!!

1. well there was the time we got on the wrong bus and ended up in Drummoyne when we were spose to go to Burwood and the maths test was the next day and i went into a panic and started studying on the bus and rachel just laughed cause shes in general ;)

2. We went to the beach recently and had to wait on the bustop for the 400 bus for two hours this was after we got kicked off one of the buses by a wanker of a bus driver who said that the bus didnt go onto Georges River Road when we know for a fact it does.

3.That very same day was Rachel's birthday- and i forgot to say Happy Birthday to her oops, people make mistakes bitch dfoesnt mean u had to go tell the world

4. There was the time when we were coming back from Roselands and needed to get to Campsie.There was this random bus sitting there and we found out it went to Campsie sooo we got on it. It was one of those old people excursion buses that take the elderly out for a day!!! Anyway we got into an argument with the woman running this bus ( she must have thought we were the grandchildren of one of the old people) over the price of the bus ride to Campsie. She said it was $2.10 and we knew from experience it was $1.60 and then she goes to Rachel "stop being a smartass, its 2.10" She gave us the receipt for the bus ride and it said the price was $1.60 and we were like ohh take that bitch!!

5. Everyone knows about the rosebush incident, i still have the scars. And what is most funny about it is Rachel's mum still thinks Rachel pushed me into the rosebush.

6. We have had some great times in IKEA. This year when we went to go watch Saw 6 we decided it a good idea to push rachel around on one of those flat trolleys thingys and we stuck a price tag on her. An asian man came up to us and looked at Rachel and said in the best accent $50..I buy

This is a request from us:

As you know the dance party is on this friday
and Zara as usual is having the after party, hells yeah !you go zara (love of my life)
We would just like to know if anyone can give us a lift there
Rachel and I have stolen this really famous painTing and we will
give it to you in return for you generosity
We don't really want to get a cab or bus because the drivers scare us
and the luxury van this time around we thought was too expensive...
Loves for life,

Kirsty and Rachel

P.S Screw you fuckin guys if you can't get us a lift... some friends you are !!
P.P.S Love you heartless bitch

Inhspired by the movie, Rachel and I decided to make our own Bucket List.

Kirsty and Rachel's Bucket List:

1. Being in two different countries at the same time
2. Skydiving
3. Weekend in Vegas
4. Buy a personal star
5. Be the first women to run with the bulls
6. Spend a couple of months in New York- Sex and the City
7. Designer Shopping Spree
8. Speed Dating
9. Go to Disneyland
10. Maintain an accent for a whole day
11. Hiding in IKEA overnight
12. Going to a random protest
13. Getting on random buses and trying to find our way back
14. Walk into an airport with clothese for every climate and get some waiting there to pick you a flight (Rhys suggestion)
15. Get on a flight without an luggage
16. Eat snails and frog legs
17. Get on funniest home videos
18. Safari adventure in Africa
19. Meet James Franco (only the love of Kirsty's life)
20. In Quuensland do each theme park in a toal of five days
21. Live off $21 for two days
22. Live together for at least 2 years (without killing eachother)
23. Meet Austin Stevens (the snake guy)
24. Stand behind the glass windows at Sunrise
25. Chk Chk boom imitaion- make up a random news story
26. Run through an enitre train and back
27. Go through Burwood with Ugly Girl/ Barbie Girl/ ABBA/ Celine Dion blasting - must be louder than the lad's crappy music
28. Town Hall intersection choreogrpahed dance
29. Making a Blair Witch Project imitation Dvd
30. Open mic
31. Karaoke night in an asian bar- song of preference "Hakuna Matata"
32. Make Timone and Pumba shirts
33. Sit is the shop window until we get caught
34. Ghosting competition
35. Scrapbooking (awwwwwwww)
36. Making tye dye t- shirts with alcoholic dye and getting smashed in the process
37. Try Afterschock (as suggested by Zara.... alittle scared)
38. Hide in the clothes rack and scare people (as in the Avril Lavigne video clip... always wanted to try that)
39. Volunteer one day at an animal shelter
40. For Kirsty: "Hollywood Kiss" at the Eiffel Tower and Times Square
41. Meet the Jackass boys
42. Learn to cook a three course meal.... desert and all
43. Pool dancing lessons (wink winkfor fitness of course)
44. A week with a mechanical baby
45 Travel on the big ferris wheel in London
46. Take my (Kirsty's mum) to Wimbeldon
47. Eat Subway
48. Tai chi and/ or yoga
49. Witness something sublime (extremely serious one)
50. Run the city to surf
51. Visit Abbey Road
52. Spend 3 days in an expensive Dubai hotel
53. Drive red bull car around
54. Red bull shot + the Telletubbies= awesomeness
55. Learn the Thriller Dance
56. Busking for money for a day in Pitt Street
57. Drive by shooting with a paintabll gun
58. Build a really good sandcastle

ok this post is to all those thick, think minded people who believe the crap that comes out of rachels mouth
I DID NOT DROP RACHEL'S BROTHER!!!!!!!
and to the bitch
I DID NOT DROP YOUR BROTHER!!!
who btw ur not a very good influence to
as one day he called me a slut in lebanese and what did u do???? umm...... laugh

somebody call fuckin DOCS!!!

i dunno why you keep continuing to make up all these lies about me and told the whole legal class who know thinks im going to be an unfit parent
well then again maybe its because ur sooo fuckin bored
this is real stuff from our msn convo
- Rachel says:
im bored
as usual there is nothing 2 do

- Kirsty says:
ummm your study guide

- Rachel says:
i have done one question but thats boring 2


quite a very stimulating convo right there!!!!!

and u know meeting u was a signpost
I HAD NOOOOOO CHOICE!!!!
and i remember that maths lesson that i took ur ruler and u made this noise and like snatched it off me, u bitch
do u wanna know how that made me feel?



fuckin heartbroken

ok today was momentous
saw 6 btw was the shit

like everyone noticed the scars on my leg on the first day of school
may i tell u it was the bitch's fault
she told me to play a trick on her asian exchange students and didnt tell me the fuckin rose bush was there
so i fell into the fuckin rosebush and cut open my right knee
and u know what she did...... laughed
so ye thanks alot bitch i should sue your ass
im gonna name the big scar after you to remind me of all the stupid things we do together

anyways on going to rhodes to watch the movie with the bitch
i realised there was a spider behind the steering wheel
and i was like hey is that a spider?
and rachels mum freaked out... and stopped in the middle of the road in the pouring rain
and got out and started running down georges river road
stranded in the car im freaking out and then i freaked out rachels brother
and ye not a very good experience but thanks to rachels dad and the broom the spider was dead
and thanx bitch for doing what u do best and sat on ur ass while i got traumatised by a huntsman
and if u dont believe us..... u people r gay

also ikea is like our fave hangout atm
we rampaged through the place lying on all the beds
and throwing the stuffed toys at eachother but then what was relli funny was that
we wheeled rach round in the trolley thingy cause shes just a skinny bitch
and put a price tag on her
next thing this asian guy goes to us ohh $50............. i buy
and as u can imagine we just started pissing ourselves laughing

FUCK MCDONALDS<<<<<<<<<< ASK ME ABOUT IT FUNNY STORY

IF YOU WERE STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND AND COULD ONLY TAKE 5 THINGS
WHAT WOULD U TAKE?

1. Rachel- cause we would probably ended up stranded on the island in the first place
cause she is soo fuckkin stupid

2. THE TENT- IM SURE SOME PEOPLE KNOW WHAT WE ARE TLKING ABOUT (wink)

3. Charlie the Unicorn- cause we need to go to candy mountain for treats, joy and joyness and find the leoplurodon and the BANANA KING!!!

4. A knife- in case rachel gets freaky (thought up by my brother)

5. Fireworks-sooo we can have our own personal show