ok today was momentous
saw 6 btw was the shit

like everyone noticed the scars on my leg on the first day of school
may i tell u it was the bitch's fault
she told me to play a trick on her asian exchange students and didnt tell me the fuckin rose bush was there
so i fell into the fuckin rosebush and cut open my right knee
and u know what she did...... laughed
so ye thanks alot bitch i should sue your ass
im gonna name the big scar after you to remind me of all the stupid things we do together

anyways on going to rhodes to watch the movie with the bitch
i realised there was a spider behind the steering wheel
and i was like hey is that a spider?
and rachels mum freaked out... and stopped in the middle of the road in the pouring rain
and got out and started running down georges river road
stranded in the car im freaking out and then i freaked out rachels brother
and ye not a very good experience but thanks to rachels dad and the broom the spider was dead
and thanx bitch for doing what u do best and sat on ur ass while i got traumatised by a huntsman
and if u dont believe us..... u people r gay

also ikea is like our fave hangout atm
we rampaged through the place lying on all the beds
and throwing the stuffed toys at eachother but then what was relli funny was that
we wheeled rach round in the trolley thingy cause shes just a skinny bitch
and put a price tag on her
next thing this asian guy goes to us ohh $50............. i buy
and as u can imagine we just started pissing ourselves laughing

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