ok today was momentous
saw 6 btw was the shit

like everyone noticed the scars on my leg on the first day of school
may i tell u it was the bitch's fault
she told me to play a trick on her asian exchange students and didnt tell me the fuckin rose bush was there
so i fell into the fuckin rosebush and cut open my right knee
and u know what she did...... laughed
so ye thanks alot bitch i should sue your ass
im gonna name the big scar after you to remind me of all the stupid things we do together

anyways on going to rhodes to watch the movie with the bitch
i realised there was a spider behind the steering wheel
and i was like hey is that a spider?
and rachels mum freaked out... and stopped in the middle of the road in the pouring rain
and got out and started running down georges river road
stranded in the car im freaking out and then i freaked out rachels brother
and ye not a very good experience but thanks to rachels dad and the broom the spider was dead
and thanx bitch for doing what u do best and sat on ur ass while i got traumatised by a huntsman
and if u dont believe us..... u people r gay

also ikea is like our fave hangout atm
we rampaged through the place lying on all the beds
and throwing the stuffed toys at eachother but then what was relli funny was that
we wheeled rach round in the trolley thingy cause shes just a skinny bitch
and put a price tag on her
next thing this asian guy goes to us ohh $50............. i buy
and as u can imagine we just started pissing ourselves laughing

FUCK MCDONALDS<<<<<<<<<< ASK ME ABOUT IT FUNNY STORY

IF YOU WERE STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND AND COULD ONLY TAKE 5 THINGS
WHAT WOULD U TAKE?

1. Rachel- cause we would probably ended up stranded on the island in the first place
cause she is soo fuckkin stupid

2. THE TENT- IM SURE SOME PEOPLE KNOW WHAT WE ARE TLKING ABOUT (wink)

3. Charlie the Unicorn- cause we need to go to candy mountain for treats, joy and joyness and find the leoplurodon and the BANANA KING!!!

4. A knife- in case rachel gets freaky (thought up by my brother)

5. Fireworks-sooo we can have our own personal show

Rachel, ur such a fuckin jynx on buses
on Monday because of you we got the bus on the wrong side of the road
and went to fuckin drummoyne and got lost
then we had to wait outside a pub for the bus to take us to burwood
which was like an half an hour

and then what about today, you and your big mouth
i forgot to press the button and we ended up in fuckin bexley north
A 30 MINUTE WALK BACK
and did u care?? no not at all

Your just such a heartless bitch do u know that
And also what is this thing with the beach on tuesday
its going to be fuckin 22 degress u stupid bitch
its called ORG-ANIS-ATION and obviously u dont have it

so thanks to you on tuesday me and the 30 other people going
are going to freeze their assess off!!
because you were too busy telling everyone how bored you were
rather than typing into google the weather on tuesday


THANX BITCH!!!!!